1 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:44,684 - Me falni Zoteriu i ri - Po Zonjushe 2 00:00:44,810 --> 00:00:47,199 - A Jeni Ju ne klasen e Mr. Brown? - Por favore 3 00:00:47,690 --> 00:00:51,842 Mr. Brown's class! Brown! Mr. Brown 4 00:00:51,970 --> 00:00:54,803 Ah si! Juan Cervantes 5 00:00:57,290 --> 00:01:00,202 Yes, but are you in Mr. Brown's class? 6 00:01:00,730 --> 00:01:03,563 - English as a foreign language? - Por favore? 7 00:01:04,570 --> 00:01:06,640 Are you really as stupid as you look? 8 00:01:08,770 --> 00:01:09,839 Excuse me 9 00:01:09,970 --> 00:01:11,926 You are in Mr. Brown's class, aren't you? 10 00:01:12,650 --> 00:01:14,083 Are you or aren't you? 11 00:01:17,730 --> 00:01:20,608 - Doesn't Mr. Brown teach you anything? - Por favore? 12 00:01:21,650 --> 00:01:23,766 - You - Yes please Missy 13 00:01:24,970 --> 00:01:27,609 Can l be assisting you in any way whatsoever? 14 00:01:27,690 --> 00:01:29,442 At last a breakthrough 15 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:35,203 - Are you in Mr. Brown's class? - No, l'm in corridor 16 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:39,608 - Do you think you could give him a message - Certainly 17 00:01:39,770 --> 00:01:43,888 - l am Miss Courtney - l am Ranjeet Singh 18 00:01:44,250 --> 00:01:47,606 Just at this particularl moment, l'm not really bothered in who you are 19 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:49,726 l just want you to give Mr. Brown a message 20 00:01:49,850 --> 00:01:52,683 l will be very happy to comply with your request 21 00:01:52,810 --> 00:01:54,721 Would you tell Mr. Brown l would like a word with him 22 00:01:54,810 --> 00:01:55,845 Most certainly 23 00:01:56,570 --> 00:01:57,844 Which word would you like? 24 00:01:59,650 --> 00:02:02,084 Just say l want to speak to him 25 00:02:03,970 --> 00:02:05,449 Foreigners! 26 00:02:06,570 --> 00:02:07,525 Quiet please! 27 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:09,605 Settle down! 28 00:02:13,250 --> 00:02:16,208 Good evening 29 00:02:18,570 --> 00:02:21,607 So we appear to be some missing l hope they haven't dropped out 30 00:02:21,730 --> 00:02:23,766 Please it would not be surprising me 31 00:02:24,290 --> 00:02:29,728 l am always thinking that Sikh, son of Guru, was a Punjabi drop out 32 00:02:30,290 --> 00:02:33,726 l am hearing what you are saying, you miserable spawn of ajackal 33 00:02:34,770 --> 00:02:37,204 Don't you two start again! Actually, you're late 34 00:02:37,690 --> 00:02:41,683 A thousand apologies for this unforgivable tardiness 35 00:02:41,810 --> 00:02:45,883 But we were all unavoidably detained in the corridor by a lady 36 00:02:46,010 --> 00:02:46,920 Si, si 37 00:02:47,570 --> 00:02:50,687 Do l take it Juan that you understood what Ranjeet was saying? 38 00:02:50,810 --> 00:02:52,721 - Por favor? - Sorry i asked 39 00:02:53,770 --> 00:02:55,806 Who was this lady who detained you in the corridor? 40 00:02:55,930 --> 00:03:00,128 Oh blimey! l am forgetting her name 41 00:03:00,730 --> 00:03:04,166 She was big lady. Very large bosoms 42 00:03:05,690 --> 00:03:07,646 Grandioso, very good! 43 00:03:08,770 --> 00:03:11,568 Yes, well while you are trying to remember her name, perhaps you'd better sit down 44 00:03:12,730 --> 00:03:16,439 Now l hope you've all done your homework 45 00:03:16,810 --> 00:03:23,648 Excuse me please! l am remembering the name! Missy Courtney 46 00:03:23,770 --> 00:03:26,204 - Miss Courtney - Yes absolutely 47 00:03:26,570 --> 00:03:28,640 The lady with the large bosoms 48 00:03:29,770 --> 00:03:32,523 - She is wanting to see you - Well, she'll just have to wait 49 00:03:32,650 --> 00:03:35,767 Excuse me please! She is already waiting 50 00:03:36,690 --> 00:03:39,887 She may be the principal but l have a class to teach! Now as l was saying... 51 00:03:41,770 --> 00:03:46,639 Ah Miss large... Miss Courtney 52 00:03:46,770 --> 00:03:50,479 - l was just on my way to see you actually - That's not the impression l got 53 00:03:50,610 --> 00:03:52,885 - l shan't be a moment class - lt's all right, don't bother 54 00:03:53,010 --> 00:03:55,843 l'm here only to tell you that you can expect another student 55 00:03:55,970 --> 00:04:00,202 - Jolly good! The more the merrier - You're not here to make merry Mr. Brown 56 00:04:00,570 --> 00:04:01,889 No, it was just a figure of speech 57 00:04:02,010 --> 00:04:04,683 You'd better try to teach a few figures of speech to your students 58 00:04:04,810 --> 00:04:07,165 - They seem to be in need of it - l'm doing my best 59 00:04:08,970 --> 00:04:10,767 - Miss Courtney? - Yes 60 00:04:10,890 --> 00:04:13,643 This new student! What nationality can l expect? 61 00:04:13,770 --> 00:04:16,648 - African - African! Thank you 62 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:22,159 Remember, i asked you to write an essay or short story about your life here in England 63 00:04:22,690 --> 00:04:24,487 l hope you've all done so, have you? 64 00:04:24,770 --> 00:04:28,649 Good, good! l'll go round the class and ask each of you to read out what you've written 65 00:04:28,770 --> 00:04:30,488 Anna, should we start with you? 66 00:04:31,850 --> 00:04:35,638 - My life in England by Anna Schmidt - Good! Very good 67 00:04:38,730 --> 00:04:41,164 - Yeah but go on - There's no more 68 00:04:41,730 --> 00:04:42,879 - You mean that's all there is? - Ya 69 00:04:43,010 --> 00:04:46,889 l half no time to write more! Always that Mrs. Valker is keeping me busy 70 00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:51,641 Anna do this - Anna do that! She is a slavedriver that Mrs Valker 71 00:04:51,770 --> 00:04:52,919 - Walker - Vat? 72 00:04:53,290 --> 00:04:57,568 W is pronounced 'Weh'! Your employer's name is Walker 73 00:04:57,690 --> 00:04:58,600 Ya, Valker 74 00:04:59,330 --> 00:05:02,845 Do you know how many shirts Mrs Valker make me iron last night? 75 00:05:03,210 --> 00:05:05,644 - Walker - Ya Valker 76 00:05:05,770 --> 00:05:08,887 Twelve! Then l had to prepare a meal for the bitch 77 00:05:12,730 --> 00:05:16,723 Anna, she may be a hard taskmistress but l don't think you ought to call her that 78 00:05:16,810 --> 00:05:18,641 - Who? - Mrs. Valker... Walker 79 00:05:19,810 --> 00:05:23,769 - l vas meaning the dog bitch - Oh l see 80 00:05:24,570 --> 00:05:27,607 That is vy l am having no time for the homework 81 00:05:27,730 --> 00:05:31,518 Well, not to worry! You really must concentrate on those 'double u' sounds 82 00:05:34,570 --> 00:05:36,162 Danielle, would you like to read us your essay? 83 00:05:37,810 --> 00:05:38,845 Oui 84 00:05:40,970 --> 00:05:45,600 What l like about England! By Mamselle Danielle Favre 85 00:05:45,730 --> 00:05:49,166 Telephone 2468021 86 00:05:49,810 --> 00:05:51,641 Good! Carry on! 87 00:05:51,770 --> 00:05:53,647 - Scusi - Yes, Giovanni? 88 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:56,648 Was it 8021 or 8012? 89 00:05:58,250 --> 00:06:00,764 8021 ! Look, never mind what number it was 90 00:06:00,890 --> 00:06:03,848 You're here to improve your English not chat up other students 91 00:06:03,970 --> 00:06:05,881 You are absolutely right Professori! 92 00:06:06,010 --> 00:06:09,605 lt's just l'd like to improve my French as well 93 00:06:09,730 --> 00:06:10,845 You can do that in your own time 94 00:06:10,970 --> 00:06:12,926 - Carry on Danielle - Zank you 95 00:06:13,970 --> 00:06:19,169 l like England because ze grass is so green, and ze pople are so nice 96 00:06:19,570 --> 00:06:20,639 - People - Yes 97 00:06:20,770 --> 00:06:24,683 Especially ze men 98 00:06:25,690 --> 00:06:27,169 Quiet! Quiet 99 00:06:28,290 --> 00:06:34,843 Englishmen are so charming, so handsome and so sexy 100 00:06:37,770 --> 00:06:38,725 Silence please 101 00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:41,606 Yeah, l think that will do Danielle 102 00:06:41,730 --> 00:06:46,201 But l have written much more... all about the things l like to do at night 103 00:06:48,930 --> 00:06:50,727 Yes well, l don't think we'd better go into those 104 00:06:51,330 --> 00:06:52,843 l'll be reading all your essays later 105 00:06:53,770 --> 00:06:55,886 Jamila... l don't suppose you've written anything, have you? 106 00:06:59,690 --> 00:07:00,884 Written... anything? 107 00:07:01,010 --> 00:07:02,568 - No - No 108 00:07:02,690 --> 00:07:07,445 You really must start to speak a little, Jamila... Speak 109 00:07:10,890 --> 00:07:15,805 No, no! ln English! You must try to speak in English 110 00:07:15,930 --> 00:07:17,841 Look! Try saying Good evening 111 00:07:20,570 --> 00:07:24,199 All right, lets start with 'good'! Good, Good 112 00:07:25,250 --> 00:07:30,643 lt's not difficult! Come on! Good, Good 113 00:07:31,330 --> 00:07:33,844 You nearly said it then! Come on! Good 114 00:07:35,290 --> 00:07:36,484 Please! No prompting 115 00:07:41,730 --> 00:07:42,845 Gud 116 00:07:43,970 --> 00:07:45,483 Excellent! Well done 117 00:07:45,610 --> 00:07:47,441 Now try 'evening'! Evening! 118 00:07:48,610 --> 00:07:51,761 lt's not difficult Jamila! Go on! Evening 119 00:07:52,690 --> 00:07:53,805 Yes, yes! Come on 120 00:07:54,970 --> 00:07:55,880 Gud! 121 00:07:56,650 --> 00:08:00,882 l know you can say 'good'! Say 'evening'! Evening 122 00:08:03,770 --> 00:08:08,764 Efening! Efening! Efening 123 00:08:08,890 --> 00:08:10,209 - Good - Efening 124 00:08:10,330 --> 00:08:12,890 Now put them both together! Good evening 125 00:08:15,770 --> 00:08:17,761 Gud efening 126 00:08:19,210 --> 00:08:20,643 Good efening 127 00:08:25,970 --> 00:08:27,642 Very good Jamila 128 00:08:27,770 --> 00:08:29,681 Well done 129 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:31,723 We'll try some new words later 130 00:08:32,650 --> 00:08:34,845 - Now Su-Lee, have you written anything? - Yes, yes 131 00:08:41,770 --> 00:08:43,886 What l rike about England 132 00:08:45,290 --> 00:08:49,920 England is becoming more porriticarry minded and gladually more reft wing 133 00:08:50,810 --> 00:08:55,645 The overthlow of decadent capitaristic government will soon take prace 134 00:08:55,770 --> 00:08:58,648 As working crasses become more educated 135 00:08:58,770 --> 00:09:01,807 And emblace Communism as the tlue way of rife 136 00:09:03,730 --> 00:09:06,847 Workers levolution getting nealer 137 00:09:07,210 --> 00:09:10,646 With inevitable corrapse of lmpeliaristic bougoise interrectual society 138 00:09:11,290 --> 00:09:12,643 Yes! Well if thats what you like about England 139 00:09:12,770 --> 00:09:14,647 l wouldn't want to hear what you didn't like 140 00:09:15,690 --> 00:09:17,726 - Excuse pleaso - Yes Taro 141 00:09:26,770 --> 00:09:33,448 May l have small observations on youngo radies discourse 142 00:09:33,930 --> 00:09:41,610 Which will also irrustrate incleased knowledge of Engrisho 143 00:09:41,730 --> 00:09:44,688 - Certainly Taro! Go ahead - With lespecto 144 00:09:45,810 --> 00:09:50,645 Youngo rady speak road of cobras 145 00:09:52,730 --> 00:09:55,608 Attitude typical of Fascist Nipponese 146 00:09:55,690 --> 00:10:00,718 Japan civilised countly noto rike China lun by peasanto 147 00:10:01,330 --> 00:10:05,846 - Chinese not peasants - Japanese not Fascisto 148 00:10:07,770 --> 00:10:10,603 Su Lee! Su Lee! Come back 149 00:10:10,730 --> 00:10:12,561 Taro, please go and apologize 150 00:10:12,690 --> 00:10:13,839 - Apologize? - Yes 151 00:10:13,970 --> 00:10:16,689 Noto my faulto 152 00:10:16,810 --> 00:10:21,645 Never mind whose faulto it was! Go and apologize 153 00:10:23,250 --> 00:10:24,160 Ah prease 154 00:10:24,770 --> 00:10:25,839 Waito 155 00:10:25,970 --> 00:10:27,608 Waito 156 00:10:28,650 --> 00:10:29,639 Waito 157 00:10:43,770 --> 00:10:45,647 - Mrs. Courtney - Miss 158 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,807 l'm Roger Kenyon... from the Education Authority 159 00:10:49,970 --> 00:10:52,689 l was told they were sending an inspector round 160 00:10:52,810 --> 00:10:55,608 - But l really didn't expect - He would be black 161 00:10:55,730 --> 00:10:57,846 - He would be so young - My apologies 162 00:10:58,290 --> 00:11:00,884 But the authority likes to check that the standards of the evening classes 163 00:11:01,010 --> 00:11:02,204 are up to par 164 00:11:02,330 --> 00:11:05,481 l can assure you that my standards here are well over par 165 00:11:05,610 --> 00:11:06,725 l'm glad to hear it 166 00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:09,643 Well Mr. Kenyon, if you'd like to come with me, l'll show you round 167 00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:13,649 No, no please! l'd ratherjust wander around on my own, if you don't mind 168 00:11:13,770 --> 00:11:16,443 l usually get a much clearer picture that way 169 00:11:28,690 --> 00:11:31,602 - Everything all right? - Everything's okay 170 00:11:31,970 --> 00:11:34,609 - We have agleed to differ - Good 171 00:11:34,730 --> 00:11:36,925 - Excuse me - Ah, our new African 172 00:11:37,570 --> 00:11:39,686 - Pardon? - Yeah, l've been expecting you 173 00:11:39,810 --> 00:11:41,641 - Me? - Yes, l was told l'd have a new pupil 174 00:11:41,770 --> 00:11:42,680 Look, it's nearly time for our tea break 175 00:11:42,810 --> 00:11:45,847 So why don't you just sit at the back for a moment, and l'll get your particulars later 176 00:11:46,210 --> 00:11:48,804 - But please... - Be a good chap! Don't argue, just sit down 177 00:11:48,930 --> 00:11:50,727 - All right? - Yes, but... 178 00:11:57,210 --> 00:11:59,166 - Sit? - Yes please 179 00:12:05,010 --> 00:12:09,640 O.K. Me sit! 180 00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:12,067 There you are! 181 00:12:12,096 --> 00:12:15,054 10 p! Thank you, that's it 182 00:12:16,176 --> 00:12:17,165 Next! 183 00:12:17,376 --> 00:12:20,095 - You sitta here - Merci 184 00:12:23,976 --> 00:12:25,853 - l get coffee - Merci 185 00:12:26,096 --> 00:12:28,291 - Coffee black? - Sank you please 186 00:12:28,696 --> 00:12:30,015 Coffee black 187 00:12:30,096 --> 00:12:33,088 - l'm gettada coffee for Danielle - Too bad 188 00:12:33,976 --> 00:12:35,568 - Sugar? - Merci 189 00:12:36,176 --> 00:12:38,087 How about a biscuit? You like a biscuit? 190 00:12:38,696 --> 00:12:41,574 - l would like that! - Good 191 00:12:42,096 --> 00:12:43,165 l'll be back 192 00:12:45,296 --> 00:12:46,888 A packet of biscuits, please 193 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:51,248 Wait your turn! There's a queue here! Go on 194 00:12:54,096 --> 00:12:54,972 Next 195 00:12:55,376 --> 00:12:57,492 Gud efening 196 00:12:58,376 --> 00:13:04,133 - Yes, good evening! Tea or coffee? - Gud efening 197 00:13:05,696 --> 00:13:10,053 l heard you the first time! Tea or coffee? 198 00:13:11,296 --> 00:13:13,287 - Char - Ah, tea 199 00:13:15,096 --> 00:13:18,850 - Ten p. - Gud efening 200 00:13:19,096 --> 00:13:23,886 - Ten P. - l'll pay for that 201 00:13:24,016 --> 00:13:25,972 - And a coffee for me - And a coffee for you 202 00:13:27,696 --> 00:13:29,254 - Are you Mr. Brown? - Yes 203 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:33,571 l've got a message for you from her ladyship 204 00:13:33,976 --> 00:13:37,048 - Lady who? - Miss Courtney! 205 00:13:37,176 --> 00:13:39,485 She's just been in here! She wants to see you 206 00:13:40,096 --> 00:13:42,166 - l know what she does want - Yes, Mr. Brown? 207 00:13:44,096 --> 00:13:45,290 You want to see me 208 00:13:45,416 --> 00:13:47,247 ln my office! Lmmediately 209 00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:51,891 - Careful, thats coffee! You'll spill it - Por favore? 210 00:13:52,016 --> 00:13:54,052 - That's coffee! - Gracias 211 00:13:59,216 --> 00:14:01,969 - Same again, please - Here you go Mr. Brown 212 00:14:02,096 --> 00:14:03,245 - Thanks - Thank you 213 00:14:04,016 --> 00:14:08,168 - A packet of biscuits, please! - l'm sorry, we haven't any left 214 00:14:10,096 --> 00:14:13,088 Good! You've come to have a cup of coffee? 215 00:14:14,096 --> 00:14:17,850 - Coffee? - Yes! Coffee, this stuff 216 00:14:18,976 --> 00:14:20,170 Thank you 217 00:14:25,176 --> 00:14:26,165 Enter 218 00:14:28,216 --> 00:14:32,573 lt has taken you 2 min 38 sec exactly to come to my office immediately 219 00:14:33,216 --> 00:14:35,093 l'm glad l didn't ask you to take your time 220 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:37,088 l'm sorry! l was detained 221 00:14:38,016 --> 00:14:41,053 l thought l'd better tell you that an inspector has arrived 222 00:14:41,176 --> 00:14:43,292 - Well my conscience is clear - l beg your pardon? 223 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:46,249 Apart from the odd parking ticket, l've never been in any trouble with the police 224 00:14:46,976 --> 00:14:52,050 - An education inspector - Oh, l'm sorry! How stupid of me 225 00:14:52,176 --> 00:14:56,010 Yes! Well he'll probably want to call in on your class 226 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:58,052 Don't worry, l'll deal with him 227 00:14:58,176 --> 00:15:01,168 You don't deal with inspectors from the local authority, Mr. Brown 228 00:15:01,296 --> 00:15:04,094 You cossett them, flatter them and agree with everything they say 229 00:15:04,216 --> 00:15:06,047 Yes, l'll do that as well 230 00:15:06,176 --> 00:15:09,088 - l expect he'll want to see your register - My register? 231 00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:13,969 - You do have a register? - Oh, that register! Yes of course 232 00:15:14,096 --> 00:15:16,087 You'd better call it as soon as you get back to your class 233 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,491 By the way while you're here 234 00:15:18,616 --> 00:15:21,255 The local authorities want me to fill in a few details about you on this form 235 00:15:22,096 --> 00:15:23,893 - l've got your name - Yes 236 00:15:24,016 --> 00:15:25,051 - Address - yes 237 00:15:25,176 --> 00:15:26,291 - Sex - Occasionally 238 00:15:31,176 --> 00:15:32,052 - Sorry - Married? 239 00:15:32,176 --> 00:15:34,565 No, l was engaged once! 240 00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:37,251 As a matter of fact, l proposed marriage but it didn't really work out 241 00:15:37,376 --> 00:15:38,604 There was quite a lot of opposition 242 00:15:39,016 --> 00:15:40,085 - Her father? - No, her husband 243 00:15:40,216 --> 00:15:41,490 l didn't realize she was married 244 00:15:42,416 --> 00:15:46,091 - What do you do during the day? - Nothing at the moment, l'm afraid 245 00:15:46,216 --> 00:15:49,049 - l'm waiting for a suitable position - And what was your last position? 246 00:15:49,176 --> 00:15:51,292 l was teaching at a secondary modern school but l left 247 00:15:51,696 --> 00:15:53,288 l couldn't stand any more beatings 248 00:15:53,416 --> 00:15:55,486 l didn't think teachers beat children any more 249 00:15:55,616 --> 00:15:56,969 They don't! lt was the other way round 250 00:15:58,176 --> 00:16:01,168 l think you'd better take this form, fill it in yourself and give it to me later 251 00:16:01,296 --> 00:16:02,251 Right 252 00:16:02,376 --> 00:16:04,094 And do be careful what you say to the lnspector 253 00:16:04,216 --> 00:16:05,092 Of course! 254 00:16:05,216 --> 00:16:07,047 Oh, by the way... the new student has arrived 255 00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:10,885 You wouldn't forget to add the name to the register, would you? 256 00:16:15,096 --> 00:16:20,489 Danielle, what you do hafter class? 257 00:16:21,016 --> 00:16:25,055 - l go back home to learn ze English - Hey l'm going to learn English as well 258 00:16:25,176 --> 00:16:26,575 Maybe we learn together 259 00:16:26,976 --> 00:16:29,012 - Yes but what about poor Max? - Yeah 260 00:16:29,096 --> 00:16:30,893 What about the poor Max? 261 00:16:31,016 --> 00:16:32,847 l'm crying my eyes out 262 00:16:34,096 --> 00:16:38,294 - l have an idea - l have lots of ideas 263 00:16:38,416 --> 00:16:41,488 Why not you and Max study together? 264 00:16:46,416 --> 00:16:49,249 All right class! Settle down please! Quiet! 265 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:53,005 Now, the first thing we have to do before anything else is to call the register 266 00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:55,087 - Sorry - That's quite all right 267 00:16:55,216 --> 00:16:58,094 l expect you'll have a bit of difficulty finding your way round at first 268 00:16:58,216 --> 00:16:59,171 Things will seem rather strange 269 00:16:59,296 --> 00:17:02,049 - Yes, very strange - Yes 270 00:17:02,176 --> 00:17:04,167 lt must be quite a change coming from one of the under-developed countries 271 00:17:04,296 --> 00:17:06,093 To our more advanced way of life 272 00:17:07,016 --> 00:17:09,974 - Oh yes - Still, your people are doing remarkably well 273 00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:13,088 - Did you fly here? - Fly? 274 00:17:13,216 --> 00:17:14,968 What do you mean, Bwana? 275 00:17:16,976 --> 00:17:19,046 Fly! ln a big iron bird 276 00:17:21,176 --> 00:17:23,087 Quite a change from riding an elephant 277 00:17:24,296 --> 00:17:26,093 Unless you came by Jumbo 278 00:17:28,416 --> 00:17:33,046 - English joke - Very funny 279 00:17:33,696 --> 00:17:35,095 Perhaps you'd better sit down 280 00:17:35,216 --> 00:17:37,093 Now, l'm gonna call out your names 281 00:17:37,216 --> 00:17:40,049 - Will you please answer present - Present 282 00:17:41,976 --> 00:17:44,490 Yes Ali, but wait until l call your name out 283 00:17:44,616 --> 00:17:45,571 Sorry please 284 00:17:45,696 --> 00:17:49,211 - Ranjeet Singh - Present and correct please 285 00:17:50,016 --> 00:17:52,246 - Giovanni Cuppello - Si proffessori 286 00:17:52,376 --> 00:17:55,049 - No Giovanni! Not proffessori - No proffessori 287 00:17:55,176 --> 00:17:57,087 No, you should address me as Sir 288 00:17:57,216 --> 00:17:58,171 - Sir - yes 289 00:17:59,016 --> 00:18:02,167 Now l understand 290 00:18:05,296 --> 00:18:07,856 You have been togetta knotted 291 00:18:15,176 --> 00:18:17,167 Come again 292 00:18:18,216 --> 00:18:21,094 To become a Sir! You got Knotteda by the queen 293 00:18:22,696 --> 00:18:26,006 The word is knighted! And l'm not that kind of sir 294 00:18:26,696 --> 00:18:28,175 Maximillian Papandrious 295 00:18:29,016 --> 00:18:30,574 Maximillian Papandrious 296 00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:33,888 - Mr. Brown is speaking to you - ls he? 297 00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:42,087 - Oh sorry, you want something? - Are you here or not? 298 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,094 Sure l'm here 299 00:18:48,376 --> 00:18:51,049 - Taro Nagazumi - Ah so 300 00:18:55,696 --> 00:18:56,970 Plesento 301 00:18:57,216 --> 00:18:59,093 - Anna Schmidt - Ja, present 302 00:18:59,216 --> 00:19:01,605 - Su Lee Chung - Plesent 303 00:19:02,216 --> 00:19:04,889 - Ali Nadim - Gift 304 00:19:08,096 --> 00:19:11,054 - Gift? - l'm surprising you, no? 305 00:19:12,216 --> 00:19:15,572 Each day l am learning new English word 306 00:19:16,216 --> 00:19:20,846 And l am finding that gift is another word for present 307 00:19:26,176 --> 00:19:28,565 - Very ingenious - Thank you very much 308 00:19:28,696 --> 00:19:34,089 - Danielle Favre - Presente and l'm all here 309 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,052 l can see that 310 00:19:38,096 --> 00:19:40,166 - Jamila Ranjha - Ranjhi 311 00:19:40,976 --> 00:19:43,854 Gud efening 312 00:19:44,296 --> 00:19:48,050 - Yes, you're here! And Juan Cervantes - Por favore 313 00:19:48,416 --> 00:19:50,168 - Present - Por favore? 314 00:19:50,296 --> 00:19:52,173 - You are here - Present 315 00:19:54,016 --> 00:19:56,974 l'd better take down your particulars otherwise l may get into hot water 316 00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:59,849 You are going to have a hot bath? 317 00:20:01,216 --> 00:20:04,094 No Ali, it's just another way of saying l may get into trouble 318 00:20:04,216 --> 00:20:09,051 Oh dear! You have been committing some grievous misdemeanour? 319 00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:13,170 Not at all! There's an inspector from the local Education Authority coming round 320 00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:15,093 - The big boss - Yes 321 00:20:15,216 --> 00:20:16,012 l suppose you could say that 322 00:20:16,096 --> 00:20:18,564 But from my experience they're usually interfering old fogies 323 00:20:20,376 --> 00:20:22,571 - You don't like them? - Not particularly 324 00:20:22,696 --> 00:20:25,574 Frankly, they're quite useless and they are as outdated as their teaching methods 325 00:20:26,176 --> 00:20:27,973 l mean, what is the point of learning past participles 326 00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:29,575 Cognate objects or subordinate clauses? 327 00:20:29,976 --> 00:20:32,092 Far more useful to try to teach foreign students 328 00:20:32,216 --> 00:20:34,252 how to order a meal or find accommodations 329 00:20:34,376 --> 00:20:37,573 - You appear to have some unique ideas - l suppose l have 330 00:20:37,976 --> 00:20:41,571 - You know you speak English fairly well - Thank you 331 00:20:42,376 --> 00:20:43,604 What is your name? 332 00:20:44,096 --> 00:20:47,088 - Roger Kenyon - Roger Kenyon 333 00:20:47,616 --> 00:20:49,049 Ah Miss Courtney! 334 00:20:49,176 --> 00:20:51,565 l'm just completing the register and getting the details of our new student 335 00:20:51,696 --> 00:20:54,494 Before that inspector chappie pokes his nose in 336 00:20:55,016 --> 00:20:56,051 Oh, no! 337 00:20:56,176 --> 00:20:58,087 - Mr. Brown - l shan't be a moment Miss Courtney 338 00:20:58,216 --> 00:21:00,252 - What is yourjob? - lnspector 339 00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:02,495 What local transport? 340 00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:07,485 Local Education Authority 341 00:21:11,296 --> 00:21:13,014 l thought he was the new student 342 00:21:13,096 --> 00:21:16,611 - The new student is a female - ls she? You didn't tell me that 343 00:21:17,096 --> 00:21:21,169 My apologies Mr. Kenyon, l do assure you that Mr. Brown will be severely dealt with 344 00:21:21,296 --> 00:21:24,288 l can't remember when l last enjoyed myself so much 345 00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:26,247 - l beg your pardon - Enjoyed yourself? 346 00:21:26,376 --> 00:21:29,573 You know Miss Courtney, your Mr. Brown is a remarkable man 347 00:21:30,016 --> 00:21:31,244 - l am? - He is? 348 00:21:31,376 --> 00:21:36,245 Yes! His teaching methods may be revolutionary but they appear to work 349 00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:40,006 l've always encouraged my staff to be forward thinking 350 00:21:43,376 --> 00:21:45,094 l'll pass on your comments to the Authority 351 00:21:45,216 --> 00:21:47,252 Perhaps they'll revise their textbooks 352 00:21:47,376 --> 00:21:51,289 Now if you'll excuse me, l must put in an appearance at the other classes 353 00:21:54,096 --> 00:21:55,165 Very well 354 00:21:55,296 --> 00:21:59,847 Keep up the good work, Mr. Brown and thank you very much for the coffee 355 00:22:00,696 --> 00:22:02,049 l'll come with you Mr. Kenyon 356 00:22:05,216 --> 00:22:08,049 Blimey you are dropping a clinker 357 00:22:10,976 --> 00:22:13,888 - You mean clanger - Yes please 358 00:22:14,096 --> 00:22:16,894 Yes right! Let's continue with our lessons 359 00:22:17,016 --> 00:22:19,576 Get out your textbooks! l'm going to give you all a few exercises 360 00:22:19,696 --> 00:22:22,290 Scusi professori sir! l cannot do any exercises 361 00:22:22,696 --> 00:22:24,971 - Why not? - l gottada bad back 362 00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:29,052 Excuse me! l was looking for... 363 00:22:29,176 --> 00:22:32,054 Ah, at last! A pity you didn't arrive half an hour earlier 364 00:22:32,176 --> 00:22:33,245 Why? 365 00:22:33,376 --> 00:22:34,286 You might've saved me a great deal of embarrassment 366 00:22:34,416 --> 00:22:35,895 With a certain African gentleman 367 00:22:36,216 --> 00:22:38,969 Yes, he was the inspector but l mistook him for you 368 00:22:39,096 --> 00:22:41,132 - You thought a gentleman was me? - Yes 369 00:22:41,296 --> 00:22:44,288 The silly fool pretended to be a student, sit in the back to catch me out 370 00:22:44,416 --> 00:22:45,849 But l saw through him 371 00:22:46,216 --> 00:22:48,093 l gather you think he was a bit stupid 372 00:22:48,216 --> 00:22:50,047 Definitely, thick as a brush 373 00:22:50,176 --> 00:22:51,894 - Was his name Mr. Kenyon? - Yes 374 00:22:52,096 --> 00:22:54,052 - Do you know him? - l should do 375 00:22:54,176 --> 00:22:57,248 l've come to collect him! l'm his wife! 376 00:22:58,976 --> 00:23:02,889 Oh blimey yes!